Hello everyone. It's been eight weeks of golden goodness and Joan's season finale did not disappoint.

Some guy in Austin and I break it down for you and discuss the important parts you need to know, such as Jones' children and the one who has questionable eyewear.

Chalk's casual gift of what we think is a townhouse in New York City.

And Guy's golden mezzanick moment. Each and every year,

that move does not disappoint. I love it.

Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode,

I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do.

For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise, and no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

It's episode 363 of the High I Hate Green Beans podcast.

I'm your host Lindsay.

I'm here with Some Guy in Austin.

And we're going to talk about Jones finale, a golden finale.

What did you think about it?

We didn't talk about Mentolol.

So if you want to wrap that in there, too, that's just kind of a nothing, I know. You hate Mentelo. I like the Asian guy, though. I think he should

be the next. Charles. Yeah, he should be the Golden Bachelor, I think, next. He dyed his hair black. well I know like you know and honestly like I'm going gray, like, more and more each day.

And I think, like, every time I think to do that, I think of Wayne Newton, who we saw this season. And I think of Charles. I'm like, well, that's not a good, everyone knows. You can't fake that. No, it was fine. I think you and I just kind of laugh before we hit record that, you know, we're not really sure Joan's happy, but she made it through.

Yeah, she did. She made it through. She started, this was, well, Joan did what everybody in her position does, no matter if you're The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, if you're golden or not,

our show started with her very sad and crying on Nancy's shoulder that, you know, Pascal had just left.

And so she was kind of crying pretty hard about it. And I thought, huh, did she think that Pascal was going to be endgame? And that's what I was wondering

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