Happy Wednesday, everyone. Y'all, we are one week out from the debut of my first book, and I couldn't be more excited.

Check out why I hate green beans.com for all the details, but we aren't here to talk about that.

We are here to talk about bowling, 21 questions, crystal, and cannibalism. You know, just your average podcast topics, nothing weird going on here.

Trust me. Glitter bomb. Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I hate Green Beans podcast. During

each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do.

For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise, and no,

I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

Welcome to episode 36 of the I Hate Green Bean's podcast.

We are here to discuss Bachelor Ari.

It's his week five journey to find love.

I'm with some guy in Austin.

Some guy, you are not at home, are you?

You are out and about.

I am again sitting in a hotel room in Midtown Manhattan, wishing I was back in Texas.

Now, I want to be clear, though, I'm not hiding in my room. I'm investing in myself.

That's good. That's good. That's important. I'm glad to hear it.

Just like Crystal. Oh, yeah. Bless it.

The whole entire evening was Crystal.

Now, do you think that is foreshadowing that she's gone next week?

I hope so because they've, look, I mean, I don't know how many other ways they could paint her or how many other fits she could throw, but it's old.

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