Hello, everyone. I'm here at Florida to discuss our amazing summer concert series with the incredible Thomas Red, Garth Brooks, and Michael Bouble. And I promise we love women artists too, but this summer just happened to be an all-male showdown. And it was awesome.

Hey, everyone. I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast.

During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do.

For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise.

And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

It's episode 280 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast.

I'm your host Lindsay.

I'm not here with some guy in Austin.

What?

Did you know you were here, Laura? I am here with you. And I have some news after big time consideration that kind of took me across many emotions. I have decided,

with the support of some guy in Austin to not recap Bachelor in Paradise this season.

I'm not going to recap it written and we're not going to recap it on a podcast.

And let me tell you why.

Tell us.

It's because it is two hours on Monday, in two hours on Tuesday.

And I know some of you are thinking, Lindsay, it's been that way every year.

Yes.

But it has been that way every year in the summer.

Yeah.

Which I know shouldn't make a difference, but it does make a difference.

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