Hello everyone! One quick disclaimer before we get started. It’s the fantasy suites, people, and that means Some Guy in Austin and I are going to be talking about some very adult stuff. You might want to earmuff the little ones if you're listening to this in your car. We don't get weird or gross, but the phrase "yeast infection" does come up twice. So it's your call if you'd like to join us as we dissect how ABC has the uncanny ability to stretch two hours of solid entertainment into four hours of frivolity. Let the record show that we did get some juicy tidbits of information, and significant tea was spilled all over Gabby’s florescent go-go dancer dress from the 60s. But that doesn’t mean we were devoid of stagnant moments of Aven trying to look interesting while kissing Rachel on a yacht. And don’t get me started on Uncle Jesse’s ominous promo for the first installment of next week’s finale. Did he just ask me to prepare myself for the most dramatic season ever? I guess that means I’ll have to massage my eyeballs so they don’t get stuck when I roll them back into my skull. Suit up, listeners. It's fantasy suite time. EPISODE NOTES: Here’s the recap for Fantasy Suites! HERE is a link to the Google Doc with the dude’s Instagram feeds. And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!! Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data! SHOW NOTES: Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter