Happy Thursday, everyone. Episode 27 is a very important episode, so I'm going to need you to listen closely.

As my friend Stephanie and I break down a small selection of the 2017 Hallmark Christmas movies.

Now, I know what you're thinking. With all the town squares and struggling Christmas tree farms and spontaneous snowball fights, how do we tell them apart?

That's why I'm here for you, dear friend.

After listening to this podcast, you'll discover that there is no way to tell them apart.

Let's all do ourselves a favor and just accept that fact.

All hail Candace Cameron Bray.

Hey, everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast.

During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do.

For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise.

And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

Hi, Stephanie.

Hi, Lindsay.

We're very excited to talk about Hallmark Christmas movies, episode 27 of the High Hate Green Beans podcast.

Today we're only going to talk about new 2017 Hallmark Movies slash Hallmark Channel.

Because I have learned that there are also new Christmas movies on the Hallmark

Mystery Channel, which is different from the Hallmark Channel channel.

My friend Rennell told me this, so thank you, Rennell.

You sent me the one that had 21 new 2017 Hallmark Christmas movies on it. But then we read an Entertainment Weekly article that says 33, so we were all confused. But then we figured it out. We're only talking about the Hallmark Christmas movies. And we're only talking about the ones that they have previews for because half of them, they don't even have previews for on the website so today jesse mackettkaff is in one of them and i'm all for him amen sister right here

yep i hope he you know anyway um i was going to say get shirtless but they don't get shirtless

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