Hello, everyone. Well, I can confidently presume that no one on the show, including Uncle Jesse and our lovely leading ladies, has any idea what's happening in this season of The Bachelorette.

It's clear by the lack of detail, the confused facial expressions, and the glaring omission of rose ceremony roses that the entire production team just threw all caution to the wind,

confiscated a cruise ship, and decided right then and then and there to let the chips fall where they may.

In other words, there are no rules because the rule book doesn't even exist this year.

Luckily, some guy in Austin and I break down all the details determined to figure out

exactly what is going on in the mansion. For example, is there a supply chain problem with roses?

Are there any adults on the set to wrangle the cast members? Did the baby chicks make it out alive?

Did I hear a rooster crow moments before three dudes

were escorted out of the building? And will Rachel and Gabby hold hands the entire journey? My guess is yes.

And don't you dare try to stop them.

Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I Hate Green Beans podcast.

During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do.

For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise.

And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

It's episode 269 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast.

I'm your host Lindsay.

I'm here with some guy in Austin.

You're back because it's bachelorette season, a little late in the season than what we're used to, but it's okay because guess what? We have two, not one, but two

bachelorets on a journey to find love, holding hands together. What do you think?

Thank you for having me back. I would say that it's nice to be back but

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