Hello everyone. Bachelor in Paradise has reached its end and because we love you, some guy in Austin and I watched all three hours so you didn't have to. Let's face it, all you really want to know is who left the beach brokenhearted and who left the beach with a ring on her finger. We've got all the details for you right here in this episode, including the dude who left with another dude

on his back. Bros before Roves is. That's funny. Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I

Hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books

with friends who love pop culture as much as I do. For those of you wondering, yes, we will be

talking about the Bachelor franchise, and no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous

green bean cassero recipe. But thanks for offering. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

It's episode 237 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast. I'm your host, Lindsay. I'm here with

some guy in Austin who's leaning back in his chair right now. I can hear me.

I got to put some WD40 on that thing.

I was stretching.

You're getting geared up.

Yeah, I'm ready.

I got stretching out.

I got to warm up, you know.

I don't know why that cracked me up, but it did.

I don't have one of those vera desk things where I stand up when I want to. I don't have one of those.

Normally I would edit that out, but I'm just too tired. I'm not going to. We're going to talk about the finale of season whatever this is of The Bachelor in Paradise.

It was it was three hours long, which was a lot of, but you know, we had a lot of couples to see what's going to happen with all these people. And so it was, it was an interesting three

hours, I think. Yeah, there were a couple that were really summarily dismissed. I mean,

the whole Tia slash whatever Aaron thing, like that took 30 seconds.

I was happy for Aaron and James, by the way.

And then, yeah, some of these just, you know, bam, bam, bam,

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