Hey everyone, it's the episode of episodes, Some Guy in Austin and I trudge through the final days in paradise, discussing how Kaylin plans to survive in Dean's van, and Blake's inability to find love on the beach, even though it was super easy at Country Coachella.

And we recall the most embarrassing rejection in Bachelor franchise history.

I believe that with my whole heart and who we think will end up with a ring on it besides

Hannah. Congratulations, Dylan. We now know your name. And it's not Mateo.

Hey everyone. I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do. For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise. And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

It's episode 131 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast.

I'm your host, Lindsay, here as always with some guy in Austin.

It is late after the second episode of this week. I believe it's

episode 12 or 37. I'm not sure. But last night, my Bachelor episode instead of airing, it was

Monday Night Football because the Houston Texans were playing. So we didn't get our episode until

midnight. Did I stay up and watch it?

No, I did not. So I watched four hours in a row tonight and I'm feeling pretty good about it.

Wow, that's a lot to take in right there. All right first of all i think that's direct evidence that a man

is in charge of programming at abc um and also that you are definitely dedicated to finishing

this season on time so congratulations i appreciate that it's i mean that's a kind of to be noticed. That's like doing the whole defensive

driving class online, like without cheating, you know, like without like hitting play and going

to do something else. Wow. You know, I had a thing really late last night, which was, you know,

it was kind of convenient that The Bachelor wasn't on.

And then I had to get up at 5 o'clock this morning for breakfast things.

I've been going strong.

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