Hey everyone, y'all, we're in the final stretch of the Bachelor in Paradise episodes,

and I for one am so ready for John Paul Jones to stop crying, for Blake to stop complaining,

and for old MacDonald to stop sweating and just kiss somebody already.

I'm also excited for fake J-Lo to stop making fun of fake Bell and for fake Heath Ledger

to stop arguing with fake John Krasinski and for a mustacheless dean to go back home, to live in

his van down by the river.

But what I'm most excited about is for Derek to be announced as the next bachelor. Bears, Beats, Battlestar

Galactica, Bachelor. Message me if you got that reference. Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I

Hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love

pop culture as much as I do. For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about

the Bachelor franchise, and no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean

cassero recipe. But thanks for offering. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

It's episode 129 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast.

I am your host, Lindsay.

I am here with some guy in Austin as always.

So we can discuss and piece through all of the love triangles and the journeys and Blake and John Paul Jones trying to figure out

what's going on in this beach. And we just love every second of it, don't we?

Yeah, it's been an interesting four hours over the last two days. I could say that.

Every second is a little aggressive, but I think that I will say that generally I've

been enjoying this season.

There have been some funny moments.

I like the Matt Donald montage tonight that made me laugh when he finally brought

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