Hey everyone, it all makes sense to me now. Bachelor in Paradise is just a front for a reality

show spin-off about how show producers slowly introduce everyone's ex or former flame into the mix.

Some guy and Austin and I break it down for you in this episode. Buckle up, people. It's paradise.

Anything can happen. Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the

I hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books

with friends who love pop culture as much as I do. For those of you wondering, yes, we will be

talking about the Bachelor franchise, and no,

I do not want to try your grandmother's famous Green Bean cassero recipe.

But thanks for offering.

Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

It's episode 126 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast.

I'm here with some guy in Austin to discuss Bachelor in Paradise episodes five and six,

which feel like lasted eight hours but only lasted four.

Would you concur?

Yeah, it felt like episodes 50 and 60, I think.

I just, you know, I will tell you that ever since last, I listened to last week's

podcast, which you do a brilliant job of editing every week.

I have to compliment you.

But I cannot get the lead into that Ricky Martin song out of my head that you assigned to our buddy Christian, the Spanish soccer player now with the shoulder injury, apparently, that's been thrown off the island.

So I'm sure we'll get to that.

But every time I think about that guy, I hear the Ricky Martin lead

in, and I don't know how I feel about that yet.

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