Hey everyone, well, we've reached the debauchery known as Bachelor in Paradise. And at one point during

the season 6 premiere episode, I wondered if we should all be tested for STDs just for watching this

ridiculously filthy train wreck of a show. I understand that six and a half couples have found true

love on the beaches of Mexico, but my hope is that the producers have large vats of

germ squirt or puerial on hand for certain situations. I'm looking at you, Blake. Some guy

and a lot of time trying to figure out Blake's motives, the incestuous timeline, and how we can

blame it all on stagecoach. We also discuss the now infamous text messages

and how it paints Kalin in a very different light. It's an interesting game of he said,

she said, or should I say he said, she said, she said, she said. Did I get the count right?

Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do. For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking

about the Bachelor franchise. And no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean

casserole recipe. But thanks for offering. Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. It's episode

124 of the I Hate Green Beans podcast.

I am your host, Lindsay.

I'm here with some guy in Austin who just got back from stage coach.

How was it?

Well, you know, I'm still figuring out how many people I slept with and who I'm going to date.

But it was pretty fun.

So many layers.

Many, many layers. You were vibing with everyone. It's great. Listen, I got to tell you, after that whole chat, I may actually be going to stage coach next to you. That's what I said. I didn't know what stage coach was, but through context clues, this was before we all figured it out. But I thought, is it a, I thought it was a concert, but it's more. It's like a country wallapalooza. Yeah, it's a country Coachella. It's Redneck Coachella. And they're in airstream vans on a polo club, in a polo club. And apparently those vans are easily accessible. I guess so.

Because.

Lake seemed to have a good time there. Yeah, Bachelor Nation had a whole little section of them right over there. If you've ever been on the show and you're under 25, you were invited. It's great. And this goes to our theory, too, that, well, it's not really a theory. I think it's a proven fact now that there is a whole lot more contact between all of these folks prior to these shows.

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