Hey y'all. Raise your hand if you're worried about Bachelorette Hannah. The girl is majorly on the struggle bus and it doesn't look like she's hopping off anytime soon.

I'm sure the producers thought that a change of scenery might do her good, which is why they swept her off to Boston while the rest of the cast and crew went to Newport, Rhode Island, but she's still a hot mess.

Some guy and Austin and I share are theories on why she cried big,

huge, snotty tears this week. Number one, she's head over heels in love with Luke P. Number two,

she's quickly learning that Luke P is a major jack wagon. Number three, she's afraid that her manpicker

is broken. How can she love a chotch so much?

Perhaps if they made them crimson colored, she'd pay more attention. Roll time.

Hey everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode,

I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do.

For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise, and no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero recipe.

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It's the I hate Green Beans podcast, episode 115.

I'm your host, Lindsay Ray, here with my friend Some Guy in Austin.

So we can talk about Hannah's fourth week on her journey to find love.

And things are getting pretty heated. Would you agree some guy in Austin?

Well, I would agree to the extent that it's getting heated through some of the key characters that are amazing or that are arising here with other folks. It's still little, you know.

We still don't know who they are yeah like the guy that

broke his shoulder that's the most exciting thing that's happened to that guy you know the best

you know what the best part about that whole thing was he got to talk to her well no but when he

broke his shoulder like he wasn't he was the same guy he He wasn't night morning. I think my shoulder's broken. I'm just, you know, I'm going to go to the hospital and... It's fine. Yeah, I mean, zero change in personality. And everybody goes, you know, I have a watching party and they go, Mateo. And I went, nope, not Mateo. Wait, is it?

Tibo. No, not Tibo. Wait, which one is this guy? And then, I mean, it's Keith Kevin. I still don't know

which one it is. Keith or Kevin is his name. And then there's all the D's. I get all the D's mixed up.

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