Hello everyone. It's the moment. Some of you have been waiting for. I know this because you've emailed me and

messaged me and texted me to ask, when is your mother going to be back on the podcast? Well, when she

heard about the love series sponsored by my new book, it's a love story on sale now, she immediately

wanted to talk about her favorite movie of all-time Pretty Woman.

And why wouldn't she just listen to this incredible synopsis?

In this modern update on Cinderella, questionable opening, a prostitute and a wealthy businessman

fall hard for one another, forming an unlikely pair.

While on a business trip to L.A., Edward, who makes a living buying and breaking up companies,

picks up Vivian after she leaves her corner to offer him directions, not a euphemism.

After Edward hires Vivian to stay with him for the weekend,

the two get closer, only to discover there are significant hurdles to overcome

as they try to bridge the gap between their very different worlds.

Now, because of the subject matter concerning Vivian's line of work,

my mother uses a word that rhymes with

looker or booker, a record 12 times in this podcast. And at one point, she takes it a step further

and makes it a verb. I don't know. Because I have no idea if the Apple Corporation will flag

mom's use of that word as explicit content on

iTunes, I decided it was best to just bleep her out. This is a family show. We'd like to keep

it that way, but mom wants you all to know that she's not saying a bad, bad word, just a small

bad word. And aside from vernacular that describes ladies of the night,

pretty woman taught us many things. One, it's okay to wear wigs. And two, it's cool to carry

dental floss in your purse. Three, we learned how to stop a divot. And four, as Cargo are slippery little suckers. But more importantly,

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