Hey y'all, I tried to put episodes one and two of the season four debut of Bachelor in Paradise into just one podcast, and it didn't work.

There was too much to say, too much happening, so you get a bonus podcast this week.

Yay!

And in this episode, it starts off in progress.

So be aware of that.

Some guy in Austin and I are talking about Carly and Evans wedding.

We're also going to talk about my favorite camp counselor Chris Harrison and his little powwow with

the children and the importance of social media in the world today and who we think will be

getting roses. Also, there's a really, really funny story that cracked me smooth up, but unfortunately,

it's a little too saucy and I didn't want my mama to hear it. So I covered it up with a song

by foreigner because I've taken it upon myself to keep the 80s alive.

Hey, everyone, I'm Lindsay and welcome to the I hate Green Beans podcast. During each episode, I'll be discussing television, movies, music, and books with friends who love pop culture as much as I do. For those of you wondering, yes, we will be talking about the Bachelor franchise, and no, I do not want to try your grandmother's famous green bean cassero

recipe but thanks for offering now sit back relax and enjoy the show i will tell you carly look

phenomenal she did she really did definitely weight weight loss i'm sure she starved herself, you know, like every bride does before their way.

She looked good. I liked her darker hair.

Agree.

Here's what I think. I think that they're probably going low budget and this thing happened and they picked up the phone and said, hey, are you guys married yet?

It's like to hop a plane down to Harriot, Mexico, or wherever that place.

I think their wedding can be summed up in, you know, tears and naked woman with a recorder.

I don't know what that was about.

I know it was a toss back to their time in paradise where they rolled around

on a sheet naked to make art or something, but it was fine, it was quick. Jade's pregnant,

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