Ignore The Hoof Prints (w/ Dash Turner)
Exploration: LIVE!
Headgum
4.8 • 579 Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2025
⏱️ 99 minutes
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Summary
Ideas Covered:
- If cavemen could drink sploosh
- Forever rain
- Superpower
- Ignore the hoof prints
- Uppercase lowercase the matrix
- Let me paint you
Guest: Dash Turner
Exploration: LIVE! is a weekly podcast in which Brooklyn comedians Charlie Bardey and Natalie Rotter-Laitman explore some of the most (and least) pressing ideas, theories, axioms and concepts out there.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:07.6 | Life gets pretty boring when every day's the same. |
| 0:15.0 | Take me on a rocket ship to see the earth from space. |
| 0:21.3 | I'm that explore. |
| 0:23.3 | Baby. |
| 0:25.0 | What a good. |
| 0:26.9 | Maybe. |
| 0:28.7 | It's exploration time. |
| 0:31.4 | Exploration. |
| 0:32.5 | I'm going. |
| 0:34.6 | Good morning. |
| 0:36.5 | So you have to wait. |
| 0:37.5 | You have to wait. You have to wait. |
| 0:38.3 | Do not say anything. Don't yell at him. Don't talk down to me, bitch. It's true. It was so. The way I said it? Rude. Who? Me? Yes. You're lucky I didn't just get up and walk out. She's talking to you. No, I'm not. She's saying you were rude because you interrupted. |
| 0:54.1 | I wasn't. |
| 0:54.8 | I was talking to you, Charlie. |
| 0:55.2 | It's fine. |
| 0:55.8 | She's not mad. |
| 0:56.6 | She probably just is. She's talking to you. No, I'm not. She's saying you were rude because you interrupted. |
| 0:54.8 | I wasn't. |
| 0:55.9 | I was talking to you, Charlie. It's fine. |
| 0:55.9 | She's not mad. |
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