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Welcome to the Erich Muttax' show!

You know, years ago, Eric and I were close.

Very close.

I remember that one summer we shaved each other's backs and thought nothing of it.

But over the years somehow a shadow has fallen over our friendship.

And now the two of us are about the harriest sons of guns you can imagine.

And now the human sweater himself!

Erich Muttax's.

What kind of show is this?

Who is that announcer?

I can't take any responsibility for that.

Just because I write that stuff doesn't mean that I like it.

Folks, we have a special guest today in the studio.

This is a great thing about being in New York.

You never know who can come to New York or who lives in New York.

I'm sitting here in the studio with Ignat Solzenitsin.

He is the principal guest conductor of the Moscow Symphony Orchestra.

And he is the conductor laureate of the Chamber Orchestra of Philadelphia.

And he's with me today.

Ignat Solzenitsin, welcome to the program.

Great to be here.

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