IGN UK Podcast 830: The Injury Special

IGN UK Podcast

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Leisure, Video Games

4.6 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Merry Christmas! What better time to reminisce about those times we got badly hurt by accident? Cardy, Dale, and Jesse are here to read out YOUR funniest injury-related stories. We're sorry. Check out the official IGN UK Podcast "Respect the Sea" shirt, which you can buy here: https://store.ign.com/products/ign-uk-podcast-respect-the-sea-t-shirt Remember to send us your thoughts about all the new games, TV shows, and films you're enjoying or looking forward to: ign_ukfeedback@ign.com. IGN UK Podcast is a part of the Geek Media Podcast Network, an IGN Entertainment Brand. Visit Geek.com for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	On the IJNUK podcast this week, we are reading all of your funny injury stories.
0:06.2	Merry Christmas.
0:16.3	Hello and welcome to the IJN UK podcast, the show normally all about the latest video games,
0:21.3	movies and TV shows.
0:22.7	This week, though, it's all about you, the listeners.
0:26.1	We asked, demanded even your funny injury-related stories because that's how we do things
0:33.2	round here.
0:34.2	It's Christmas Day, if you're listening to this, the day it came out.
0:36.7	So, you know, what better gift could you wish for? Jesse, what will you be doing right now? Let's say you're
0:42.8	listening to this, I don't know, 10 a.m. Christmas morning, what's going on? I'll be
0:46.2	uh, Jesus Christ. I'll be getting the sort of like breakfast, Christmas breakfast.
0:52.1	At 10 a.m? Yeah. Jesus. You're a lot of lying, Christmas morning. Yeah, I've got a toddler. There's no such thing. So it'll be 7.30 a.m. breakfast. No, that's mental. But yeah, that's what I'll be doing. Looking forward to a lot of smoked salmon and prawns. That's my Christmas. I don't do. Yeah, man.
1:10.8	Sorry, I'm just so perplexed by your breakfast situation.
1:12.5	I know salmon's on Christmas breakfast, right?
1:14.3	I don't normally do breakfast on Christmas.
1:15.9	They are normally like, you know, maybe a few snack, like a few Christmas like to keep me going until like Christmas dinner. Yeah, I'm like a slice of toast or something. There's something to like, because I know I've got a big meal come in.
1:24.1	I just want something to layer, layer me up.
1:25.8	You have to go all out every meal.
1:27.7	Yeah.
1:28.4	Well, fair enough.
1:29.3	Fair enough.
1:29.9	There, what will you be?
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