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Hello! Hello and welcome to the IJN UK podcast. This is our 72nd podcast. So well done us for making it this far. I am Alex and I'm joined by Christy. Hello. Hello. Tom Butler. Hello. Martin, Robinson. Hello. And Big Stew. Hello. How's it going, everyone? Good.

Good.

Well, that's not. Come on, where's the levels here? Amazing. Everything is absolutely. Yeah, man. Well, I think the trouble is Martin and Tom are coming down at the moment, aren't there? I think that's exactly it. So, listeners, Martin and Tom have just got back from Amsterdam. What were you doing out there, apart from smoking de blunts? We went to Amsterdam for literally 24 hours to go see guerrilla games in Amsterdam. Sounds like a script for a movie. Yeah, 24 hours in Amsterdam. Gorillas. Would it have been a good movie? Would it have made a good film? Not really. I think it would have been quite, yeah, the bit where we just was in the studio. We've made a mini movie though, which will be going out at some point. I thought we were talking this morning you were talking sex and drugs and rock and roll. It did sound pretty hardcore. Would you like to enlighten our list? Actually, there was a little bit of sex, maybe some drugs perhaps. Rock and roll. I didn't have myod on me. Was the sex between you two? No.

Talk us through the 24 hours then. Well, we went to see Kill Zone 3. Yeah. So let's put that to bed. Killsone 3 looks good. Yeah, it does look good. We went to 3D. Killsone 3. No. No. But when we went to their studios, which was amazing. Yeah, there is their studios on a canal mansion in the centre of Amsterdam.

It's incredible there. But when we went to their studios, which was amazing. Yeah, there is their studios on a canal mansion in the centre of Amsterdam.

It's incredible.

They're moving tomorrow, in fact, to a new studio, which is just down the road, still on the canal.

This is all good, but tell me about the lady boys.

Now, this new studio sounds good.

Did you tell you about the ladyboy? Wow. No, we're not going to go there. We're not going to go there. Really? Back to the studio. Yeah, they're moving to a new studio when they're having their own motion captioned studio, they're having their own screening room. But more importantly, how can you tell if someone's a man or a woman? It's the Adam's Apple, isn't it? When you see, when you've got...

I believe you can have it like shaved down these days.

No, but this was someone, this is in... This was someone last night who definitely didn't have a shave down. She had a big affidavit, didn't she, Tom? Tom was convinced it was a woman all night long. Yeah, I think it was a woman. It was the hostess at the restaurant.

This is really bad because it's a real person.

We went to a restaurant.

Should we leave it on name? Unlike me that she listens to this podcast. Yeah, but still. And she welcomes into the place and blah, blah, blah, blah, sat us down. And sort of later on the night, and Martin went, that's definitely a man. I was like, what? Was she fit? Yeah She's very attractive But he was like

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