I have returned. I'm sure everyone was worried that I was gone for a week. I don't know. Probably

no one cared. You guys must have cared. Matt Perslow and Alex Simmons, are you glad I'm back?

You've been away for one week and you expect that kind of welcome.

Oh my god. I've not been around on the podcast for a while, but if that's the state of things that

have happened while I've been away, then goodness me. Well, you haven't been on the wall. You

said I'm sure people are very happy to hear your voice. I would be. Yeah, but I'm not going to make

that kind of entrance out. Well, I needed something. I'm bored of just saying hello.

I mean, I went to like Amsterdam for two days. That's it. What do you do in normal social

situations when you meet people you haven't seen for a couple of weeks? Do you do that sort of

grand gesture in the face? Yeah. Right. I had some chips and I had, oh, do you know, I did have

a strupe waffle donut from a fine artisan Dutch chain called Dunkin Donuts.

And if you heard of them, do you know what? It was kind of a novelty because I don't really think,

do we have any Dunkin Donuts shops here? I've not seen one. I think they do exist. I'm sure I've

seen someone at a tube station holding a Dunkin. Maybe it's like there's one in London or something.

You want to go to Cross Town, though, don't you? Really? That's where you actually want to go.

Oh, I saw Hidi Ekijima had some Cross Town stuff the other day. Did he? Is he around? He's in London,

not that I'm stalking him on Twitter. Well, you don't need to. He retweets a hundred images

a day of different people. Well, obviously, I don't know his whereabouts right now, but he was in

So you could see there's a record choppy who's outside often things like that. Oh, he does like his music.

That's what I've learned about him. He does. Yeah, I don't know where I go from here. You doing all right?

Oh, well, it's the end of the world, isn't it? According to all the things we can speak about this week?

Yes, it's a semi-post-apocalypse slash post-apocalypse special. We're going with entering

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