Big Swig, then we go. Do you know what? No, we're just going. Big Swig is what the first words

of this week's IGN UK podcast. Hello. Hello. Hello, I'm B.S. My name is Dale Driver and that voice

you just heard is one of Joseph Scrabbles. Hello. Sorry, Joseph. Valerian Scrabbles. Valerians.

Oh, yes. Oh, pluralised. Sorry. Yeah. FaZe not pluralised. I've got multiple Valerians.

It's just a name. We're also joined with Jesse Gamers. I say joined with by the way. I know everyone

laughs about that, but that's just what I say. Join by Jesse Gamers. There we go. My proper introduction,

the one I've always deserved and now I have it. I'm so dry. I don't want to unleash all my emotions

just yet. Give us a bit of bigger Jesse. What you got? Show us some bigger. I don't want to do that.

God, he showed us his bigger. This week, we've had some stuff happen. Joseph, you've got a new toy

to play with. I do. I've got Steam Deck, the biggest, ugliest handheld in town. Yeah, I got it

through the mail today. The mailman could barely hold it falling over. I truly think,

and I'm going to get on to why I do like elements of it. I truly think it's one of the grossest

looking handhelds I've ever seen in my life. I thought that was what it saw in person. Yeah,

but getting it, you really reminded that you were an atom in the grand scheme of the universe

because this thing is the size of a fucking cosmic god. It's ridiculous. That's the postman thing,

just quickly. I was a postman, briefly at one point, and I was a paper boy as well. A little

strategy I used to have was getting two bags and crossing the shoulders and spreading the weight.

Oh, you must look so cool. I know, right? Do you imagine Naruto? Do you imagine the postman has

like a Steam Deck in each bag, just like evening out the distribution, so he doesn't get so.

Perfectly balanced. That's it. When he took it, took mine off, he just fell over to the side

like the Flintstones car. Yeah, it's a big mess. It's very plasticky. I don't think the buttons

feel very nice, except for those little capacitive touch pads, it's got on the side because as you move

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