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IGN UK Podcast #552: Playing Alan Wake 10 Years Late

IGN UK Podcast

IGN

Leisure, Video Games

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Cardy, Joe and Matt are here to dissect the great corporation war of 2020 between Epic and Apple. But don't worry they get back onto the usual nonsense like which Cyberpunk 2077 life path is most like Elijah Wood's in Green Street, Agent 47 whispering naughty words into his victims ears and finally, the best velvet in games is revealed. Plus, Matt has been playing Outriders while Joe and Cardy are getting round to Alan Wake in preparation for Control's upcoming DLC. A PG Tips edition of Endless Search is played and of course, some of your feedback. Remember, if you want to get in touch with the podcast, please do: [email protected].

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0:00.0

The heat wave is over but the party never stops. It's the I. G N UK podcast. I'm Simon. Hello Joe. Hello, I'm party Joe. I've got a

0:19.0

yellow shirt and shorts on and I'm ready. Oh actually and a little bar or a cook empty bottle of crack. on today I just I'm messy I've also got an empty packet of Doritos so it's all it's all

0:36.0

get over here maybe wow it's the memories of the party long gone stunning stuff

0:41.6

Matt have you got any empty produce?

0:44.0

Uh, no, no, I've got a sock here.

0:47.0

That is empty.

0:49.0

It is empty.

0:50.0

Eat the sock.

0:52.0

Eat the sock. You've got roughly an hour to eat the sock or you will not be appearing on this

0:57.8

podcast again. Oh well, farewell everyone. I watched I watched the second half of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

1:05.0

yesterday because that's the kind of fun guy I am. You forget at the end of that film and this is obviously

1:11.9

a fairly major tangent but you know the bit where

1:15.0

dobie gets accidentally given a sock because Lucius Malfoy has it hit well it's

1:20.2

hidden in a diary that Lucius Malfoy has. In the film and I don't know if it's the same in the book,

1:27.9

Lucius Malfoy turns around and starts doing the death spell.

1:31.2

Yeah, I don't think that's in the book at all but I remember this because I was shocked as a child

1:36.8

He's going to kill Harry Potter stone dead in Hogwarts next to Dumbledore's office for giving his

1:45.1

Alpha sock. It's amazing. Anyway, sorry. Just a bit of trive for you.

1:54.0

I like to know what I actually saying that that all connects together because this

1:57.4

sock is a slivering sock. Oh, there we go. And did you foot slivering in the morning? They're a little bit too small because I shrunk them in the wash so no

2:08.0

It's a tight fit go. What I stay there's a real fucking huffle puff to get in those bad boys nowadays.

2:14.0

Yeah, you need a real raven claw to get your hand in.

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