Hello and welcome to the Igen UK podcast. Just want to get this out of the

way everyone is episode 550 and to celebrate and

definitely not a complete coincidence because there's not a lot to talk about

this week we are doing the drowning special if you if you don't remember episode 539 I went back and checked.

We had two coincidentally two stories that were very funny about near death drowning

experiences and I put the call out I said guys let's have all your near death

drowning stories that are funny and we got three the next week and then they just kept coming in and

we've got approximately 20 to 21 stories about drowning.

And that's not all of them.

Some didn't make it in just because there were too many.

Some didn't make it in because they were not funny

and have actively scarred me. But we are going to do a series of drowning stories. And to help me with that, I've got Dale Driver and Jesse Gomez.

Hello. Experts in drowning.

Also, are we going to say up top there's no endless search this week?

No endless search because life's a game baby and you nearly lost it.

I wouldn't have any listeners we just lost there, by the way. I don't know. I think maybe...

Four. One. Yeah. Last week, I do want to point out, someone pointed out, in a kind way that it was the worst, worst endless search ever.

I think that was more my fault than the person who wrote in the quiz.

I could have done better to do that, but I've got things to do with my life so sharp. Before we get to the

drowning though we do have to do some cursory actual you know chat because both of you have been

playing new things. One isn't even bloody out. Jesse you've played

Microsoft Flight Simulator. I feel like an absolute legend because I put in so many flight hours now and I'm so certain I can

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