Hello and welcome to this very special episode of the Igen UK podcast.

Do you want to know why it's special?

Yes, that's the deal driver wants to know why it's special.

What about you Simon Cardi?

I know why it's special.

Oh go on then.

Because I'm here. It're every fucking week, man. Exactly. You're like that a shitty smell that just won't go away. No matter how

how much you... I didn't say you... I said you like a shitty smell. I don't say you like a shitty smell I don't say when you smell of shit when you said you smell lovely even you didn't believe that statement

You could tell in your face.

Oh, it's fine. I mean full smell I smell like I've washed today. That's good.

You started off smelling lovely, then it was fine in the space of what 10 seconds.

I know. Anyway, it is going to be a very special podcast this week because looking through the running order,

I've not actually played or seen any of this stuff, so I'm going to be making it up as I go along.

I've got answers for you, I've got all the answers.

Have you?

All right then, first question.

Yeah. How many thumbs up and thumbs down is Captain Marvel?

Oh, I mean let's give it, let's give it an even 12 thumbs up and 12 thumbs down. It's okay.

Yeah.

So it's a five out of 10 film is it?

No, that's you've put me on the spot there.

No.

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