Hello and welcome to the IJ in UK podcast I'm Alex and I'm back after I know it's

been a couple of weeks I think three weeks for I don't know I've been counting the days have you oh at least pretend for a little bit longer

rather than sticking that dagger in my heart within seconds yeah unnecessary wasn't

I'm sorry bitch to my left is Gav Murphy.

Hello.

Shot fired already within 30 seconds.

And Rory, who is altogether much nicer, is to my right.

Yeah.

How are you guys doing?

Yeah, really good. Yeah. awesome.

awesome, pumped for Christmas and that.

Question, how much Christmas shopping have you done?

Oh, nothing.

Like absolutely nothing.

Nothing at all.

Well, my girlfriend's done this thing where she started making a lot of our presents for my family and stuff.

Only downhill from there. But some of it's not, she's not making mine, but she's made all of my family's presents and they're really good as well.

Like, what? Like

Jars that now vases and now some cups. She made my mom like an entire sort of

tea set but she bought like a really rubbish tea set from IKE and she's like been

spraying it and she made it like a Christmas tea set.

Quick question? It's very impressive. Are you dating a homeless woman?

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