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🗓️ 4 October 2022
⏱️ 49 minutes
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0:00.0 | So the farmer is coming down the line right looking at everyone's tomato judge the tomato. |
0:16.9 | Yeah, check the tomatoes. Yeah, who's the who's the best prize every year. It's always. Yeah. |
0:22.9 | And I looked down at mine. My tomato is awful. Yeah, it is. I don't want to say anything before you |
0:32.8 | laugh. You were loaded into the truck and you were so excited. And I'm just like to say |
0:39.5 | nothing of the big worm who peaked out and said, I don't know if it was the light. Yes, the big worm |
0:45.2 | was hiding for me, I guess, but it was like peaking out at everyone else and like, yeah, |
0:49.6 | yeah, winking and doing like. So the tomato is way too long. Yeah. It doesn't, I mean, it |
1:02.8 | it looks like more cucumber shape. Can I say this as you're putting it in the truck and you went, |
1:07.3 | I'm going to the tomato contest. Without that context, I would not have known it was a tomato |
1:15.5 | that you were that you were loading up. It's long. It was long and it wasn't red. We can say this |
1:25.0 | now. Right. No, it's not red. It's sort of what they don't have to be. But I've totally coincidentally, |
1:32.9 | it was basically my flesh tone. Yeah. And so I don't know if that is because of I was touching it too |
1:44.7 | much or the tomato was looking at me. It's like, I'm its dad. It wants to be me. Yeah. But it's like |
1:53.6 | long fleshed. And of course, a bunch of the little farm kids when I wasn't looking when it was |
2:00.8 | on display did right. Swing piece tomato on it. Swing piece tomato. Yeah. And it didn't help. |
2:14.0 | Obviously that you were touching it so much. So whether that changed the color or not. But look, |
2:22.0 | I'm sorry that happened. You did get a prize. You didn't get first prize, but you did get |
2:30.7 | worst of me, which is still a lot of people go home at the end. But we don't have time to do all that |
2:38.7 | today. We have a guest, you know, if he's here. Yeah. Yeah. Your boys, but I was riveted and I was |
2:50.4 | just going to sit here silent and listen to the tomato update. And we always appreciate that. You |
2:54.8 | wouldn't believe if you have any guests. You would not believe this if he who come in and they, |
3:02.2 | we're having a great conversation about. Yes. Is this tomato or something? And now you're my thing. |
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