Iffy Chicken, The Vitamix Catastrophe, Tony's Rockstar Lifestyle
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 February 2024
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Lizzy Cooperman is here and this year she will be eating mindfully. Also we get an update on her interior design situation. Jackie Johnson makes her triumphant return and she feels bad for the letter X. Tony is here and he's a little hungover because of his debauched rockstar lifestyle and I need him to know he lives with a bonafide maniac. Plus we do a round of Podcast Palz Product Picks and Just Me Or Everyone.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | And now live in Podcabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen is your new best friend show. |
| 0:07.0 | Tonight, Allison welcomes your guest. |
| 0:10.0 | She's a comedian who has come a long way and no longer wants to know if she can eat that |
| 0:13.8 | questionable sandwich she just found under your bed it's Lizzie Cooperman and she's |
| 0:19.1 | an actress in comedian who's here to talk about her new skincare routine |
| 0:21.8 | where she has her whole face removed vigorously scrubbed by a Korean grandmother and dipped in dragonfly drool. |
| 0:28.0 | It's Jackie Johnson. |
| 0:30.0 | Hounzone is here to complain about that, how all that football was interrupting is Taylor Swift show. |
| 0:35.6 | I'm your husband Daniel saying hop on board, love, |
| 0:37.4 | and say hello to you best friend, Allison Rosen. |
| 0:40.4 | Allison Rosen. Allison, Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:47.0 | Allison, howlison, howlison, howlixen, with hope the good times never end. I'll see it, Rose in. |
| 0:55.0 | Do you in the way me put your pants again. |
| 0:58.0 | Allison, Rose in. |
| 1:00.0 | Allison's your new best friend. Hello, my little sheet cake, I'm going to keep, |
| 1:05.0 | she, ah! |
| 1:07.0 | I'm going to keep going. |
| 1:09.0 | Hello my little sheet cakes with Pink Frosting. |
| 1:11.0 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen |
| 1:14.4 | is your new best friend. |
| 1:15.4 | That particular Jackie Johnson-centric |
| 1:17.8 | Carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon. |
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