'If you were on the jury, what would your verdict have been?'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 94 minutes
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Summary
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: Becs gets her first bit of hate, Anna's being a fart-hypocrite in Tenerife, Lu's being "Miss Markle" (read Marple) in Dubai, there's a phallic icecream, a story about giving a blowie to Darth Vader and we talk about if politics is worth losing a friend over.
Plus, we deep dive into the case of Lucy Letby after the Netflix documentary recently came out, we crown our next weirdo of the week, Imo has a small pop at the listeners and
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| 1:05.7 | Be warned, it's Luanna, |
| 1:07.2 | and this podcast contains honest, |
| 1:09.0 | our front of Phineas, |
| 1:10.0 | rants, and general explicit content, |
| 1:12.8 | but you know you love it. |
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