If you want to get away with murder, don't Google "how to get away with murder" - #2908
The Tom Barnard Podcast
Complete Disaster Network
4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 10 December 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Any cop will tell you: criminals, by and large, aren't generally the brightest. There are exceptions, of course, but you usually don't hear about them because they don't incriminate themselves in a quest for insurance money (for example). It's also possible that maybe Minnesota doesn't produce the most savvy criminals because they're always preoccupied about having to go shovel snow when they get home. It's a constant distraction.
On the show:
Tom
Kathryn
Andy
Kristyn Burtt
Mike Bryant
Brittany Hagan
Topics:
Snow, and the removal thereof
Dayton barn fire
People Googling their own crimes
WB hostile takeover
Light rail
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Several homes in the suburb of Northwood had the most beautiful landscaping. |
| 0:04.0 | Such perfection. |
| 0:06.0 | The neighbor responsible, retiree Arvin Shreve. |
| 0:09.0 | It reminded me of Mr. Rogers. |
| 0:11.0 | But Arvin hit a dark secret. |
| 0:13.0 | My mom took me to this house, and then I never lived with her again. |
| 0:16.0 | Arvin's message was, I have key to get you into heaven. |
| 0:19.0 | Gardens of Evil is the unbelievable story of the Zion Society cult told by those who lived it. |
| 0:24.9 | Find Gardens of Evil inside the Zion Society cult wherever you listen to podcasts. |
| 0:35.0 | Welcome to the Tom Bernard show with |
| 0:37.5 | Co-host Catherine Brandt |
| 0:39.1 | Andy Bram-Bernard. |
| 0:40.5 | And Kristen Burt. |
| 0:42.2 | There you go. |
| 0:43.0 | We got it all locked in, everything's good. |
| 0:44.8 | Is that the ticket? |
| 0:45.6 | How's the snow, Andy? |
| 0:47.3 | Very snowy. |
| 0:49.9 | Melissa snow-blowed yesterday while I was at work. |
| 0:53.8 | Then I snow-blowed last night before we went to bed. Is it snow-blowed yesterday while I was at work. Then I snowblowed last night before we went to bed. |
| 0:57.4 | Is it snowblowed or snow blue? |
| 1:00.0 | Oh, God. |
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