Three minutes after ten is the time and it's all going brilliantly, isn't it? It's absolutely

marvellous this. You've got a... Nadine Dory's getting chucked off a WhatsApp group by Brexit hard man

Steve Baker because she had the audacity to suggest that they should be loyal to the Prime Minister

who skipped a cobra meeting yesterday after photographs emerged of him having a cheese and wine party

in the garden at number

10 Downing Street while ordinary members of the British public were prevented from gathering

in numbers of more than 10, I think, in May 2020, for a family member's actual funeral.

But hey-ho, he's doing his best.

What's doing better at the moment

the English cricket team or the English government

it's a bit of a tough call

I hope you had a lovely weekend

four minutes after ten is the time

we'll start with the party I think

move on to possibly Lord Frost

resigning miraculously

just 11 days

before the next round of red tape and bureaucracy that nobody voted for.

We'll kick in on January 1st at our borders, you remember, the ones we can't control.

That timing is frankly incredible.

Someone said, I think it was Andrew Adonis, Lord Adonis.

That's the 47th ministerial resignation

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