Hey, David.

Zivda, thanks for joining me.

We've got this fantastic, totally free procrastination cure webinar coming up.

That's a big kind of claim.

What's up?

Is this a lot of BS or what's going to happen in these two hours on February 25th?

Is that right?

Yes, it's on February 25th, and it's a two-hour webinar where we're going to have you and Dr.

Jill Levitt teaches about 10 paradoxical tools for overcoming procrastination.

Yeah, well, that sounds like a lot of big, big words.

What does that mean, paradoxical tools?

Well, the whole psychotherapy field is filled with

bullshit and errors, as some of you have figured out by now. But the big problem with procrastination

is mental health professionals always try to help. And if you try to help someone who's

procrastinating, two things will happen. First of all, your efforts to

help them are guaranteed to fail, 100%. But now, the failure will be yours because you tried to help them,

your son, your daughter, yourself, or your patient, and now they'll say, oh, well, so-and-so tried to help me,

but it didn't work. And so now it becomes your

failure. And we're going to go in the opposite direction. This will be a totally amazing, fun,

and weird, but weird in a kind of happy, healthy way. Webinar. I'm going to sell you on all the

reasons not to change. And I'm going to use 10 amazing paradoxical techniques,

like the triple paradox, the I stubbornly refused technique, the problem solution list, the little

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