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The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

If You're Not Wondering if You Have the Plague After Eating, Are You Even Doing It Right?

The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

Defector Media

Sports, Society & Culture

4.72.5K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

In this special Thanksgiving episode, Drew and Roth talk about boiled vegetables, the Detroit Lions, and wearing vests as a lifestyle choice. Plus, questions from the Funbag! And Guy of the Week. Visit Defector.com.

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0:00.0

We're back! We're back! It's the distraction! I'm true! That's raw!

0:05.7

That's giving raw! Hey happy Thanksgiving to you, man! What are your plans? Are you having anything for dinner?

0:11.6

Yeah, well that's actually just gonna be the entire subject of this podcast because we have nothing else to talk about.

0:16.4

So we're gonna talk about that. Yeah, I am not. So I have I know the thing where

0:21.9

first of all this podcast recording this podcast that represents the end of my work for the week.

0:26.3

Yeah, this is the conclusion of Dries programming for the week.

0:29.8

It's a twenty-second. I mean absolutely fucking nothing this week and I'm not traveling either.

0:33.6

And you're I don't know if you do the same where if you're at home for your Thanksgiving or Christmas,

0:37.9

you're like oh wow I don't have to travel. That's so great like because you have like nightmares of

0:42.4

like people like like piled into like an airport like packed like fucking sardines and like and like

0:48.9

fighting with knives and all this shit and uh and so I'm always like oh I don't have to try.

0:53.9

Oh it's just fucking great. I can sit at home and just chill out and then after 10 minutes I'm like I'm fucking

0:59.1

bored. Yeah, like when you're like in a position of kind of like watching the clock waiting for that

1:03.6

damn lion's game to kick off, not great. No, you fucked up when you put yourself in that spot.

1:08.9

No, all right let's go through our menus. What are you cooking and where are you cooking or are you

1:14.6

cooking? I'm going back to New Jersey to my parents. I'm gonna go later today. So I'm gonna get

1:20.3

like the miniatureized version of the shitty holiday travel experience like it'll be on a bus probably

1:26.1

and it's gonna stink because I'm gonna be in port authority and there's like there's like pigeons

1:30.4

there and it doesn't work under the best of circumstances but it'll only take like 45 minutes still

1:35.5

because they just don't live that far away. So I'll be able to complain about it but I'm not

1:39.9

gonna disrupt my whole day. Port Authority in New York like I you know you go to Penn station in New York

1:44.8

and like well this is just the worst fucking place on earth. Yes and like and

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