If You’re Not Early… You’re Late! (Airdate 1/20/2021)

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2021

⏱️ 100 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Mic Check!

Chasing Babies.

Bob Broke His Favorite Lamp.

Morons in the News.

Everyone Needs a Laugh.

Things Bob Didn’t Know.

Jim Szoke with Sports Confuse Me.

Talkback Callers.

Bob Can No Longer Eat on the Couch.

Can You Believe This S***?

Bob’s Upset at Yahoo Life.

The Biggest Fast Food Failures of All Time.

The Taco Bell Seafood Salad???

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0:33.7	Earn 3% cash back on online shopping for all the essentials in your life. Copyright 2020 Bank of America Corporation. Here's Bob and Cherry. It's the Bob and Sherry show. It's got five stars on Yelp, and one of the stars was partially filled in. With Bob. He has quite the attitude. He's obnoxious. But besides that, it's pretty good. And Sherry. You're awesome. You have a successful career. You no longer dress like you're trying to attract sailors by the Wharf. And now broadcasting from the Bob and Sherry Studios in four remote bunker locations. It's Bob and Sherry. It's the bell. And Todd had such a show. Hey, hey, hey, Hey, hang on just a second.
1:11.6	Can I get different levels on you since this is the first break of the day?
1:15.4	Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry to do this. I'm sorry to do this on air, but I'm going to do it. I just want to make sure that sounds right. Bob, go first. one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four, one, two, three, two three four one two three four okay todd can you go one two three four one two three four
1:32.5	and sherry can you give me a level please i knew him horatio a fellow of infinite jest of most
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1:46.6	Here hung those lips that I have kissed. I know not how oft. How's that? One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. Now get you to my lady's chamber and tell her letter,
2:03.4	paint an inch.
2:04.0	One, two, three, four. Now get you to my lady's chamber and tell her, let her paint an inch.
2:04.0	One, two, three, four.
2:04.7	One two, three, four.
2:05.4	She must come, make her laugh at that.
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