If You're Gonna Date Me

The Friend Zone

Comedy

4.8 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2019

⏱️ 119 minutes

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On this week's episode of #TheFriendZone, it's the Dustin Ross takeover! In this wildcard, Dustin shares a story of a date gone terribly wrong with a fellow public figure. THE FRIEND ZONE LIVE IN NEW YORK. 4TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW ON SATURDAY, AUGUST 10TH - Tickets available at noon https://www.thefriendzonelive.com Wellness Segment: The "Pause Between Breaths" meditation via Shakti Rising (http://bit.ly/ShaktiRisingBook) Black Business of the Week: Luxury Soy Candles - 12th & Viv https://www.12thandviv.com Thank you to our Sponsors: Credit Repair - Go to https://www.creditrepair.com/PODCAST for your FREE credit diagnosis. An advocate will pinpoint what's hurting your score and ways to improve it. And if you'd like an expert to help, you get a $50 credit off your first fee. Go to https://www.creditrepair.com/PODCAST now! "Us" Movie - From Universal Pictures Home Entertainment, now you can experience "Us" at home and dive into revealing bonus features. Available on Digital now and on 4K Ultra HD, Blu-ray and DVD on June 18th. Green Chef - Enjoy clean ingredients you can trust, seasonally-sourced for peak freshness and delivered right to your door with Green Chef. For a total of $75 off, that's 25% off each of your first 3 boxes, go to https://greenchef.com/friendzone75 Calm - With the Calm app, you'll discover a library of simple guided meditations, nature sounds, sleep stories, music and more. Right now, FRIENDZONE listeners get 25% off a Calm Premium Subscription at https://www.calm.com/FRIENDZONE Follow us online: Twitter - https://twitter.com/FriendZonePod Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/TheFriendZonePodcast Have a dope day!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the friends.
0:10.0	My name is assigned to you.
0:18.0	It's Trina never, I've never seen Trina broke, I've never seen Trina without money, I've never seen them four clothes on Trina crib.
0:24.0	I've never seen none of that. So how, Trina like, yeah.
0:27.0	I've never been able to keep the bag for so long. It's Trina.
0:31.0	I love you cut it off right there.
0:34.0	She's still the bad thing.
0:35.0	Damn, the change.
0:37.0	You know, it's not often that in this section of the show where we pick something special that we want to share with everyone.
0:44.0	It's not often that we can take things literally at face value.
0:48.0	In this case, we found in an anomaly.
0:52.0	This week we were given the most concise, the most comprehensive, the most overarching, the most all encompassing, the most sufficient answer of all time by one of the baddest of all time.
1:07.0	Trina.
1:08.0	And when she was having an interview on the breakfast club, not lunch, not dinner, but breakfast, which means it was early in the morning and she still was on point like acupuncture, but back to my point.
1:19.0	When she was at the breakfast club, they asked her about the fact that they had never seen anything negative about her, which you know, is a little fucked up when you think about it.
1:27.0	The fact that that was a question.
1:28.0	Wait, I never heard no bullshit about you. What's up with that?
1:31.0	Why would you bring that up to her for closure?
1:34.0	Right.
1:35.0	What?
1:36.0	But moving on, you know, soldiering on with the strength of Trina.
1:41.0	We got to the point where he did ask her that dumb question.
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