If You Need A Laugh Right Now
Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness
Kim Holderness
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 January 2026
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
This week calls for a hug and cookie cake that says “Happy Birthday” (even though it’s nobody’s birthday... more on this in the show.) If you’re feeling worn down, overwhelmed, or just need a break from everything feeling so heavy, this episode is for you. We’re talking about the little things that make us laugh when the world feels like too much.
Snow day chaos. January being the longest Monday of the year. Dogs in slow motion. Buying dessert for no reason. Letting your spouse be a dancing bear whose only job is to cheer you up (even when said spouse has shingles... also more on this in the show.)
We don’t ignore what’s hard, but we also believe laughter is a survival skill. So this episode is a reminder that you’re not alone if you’re craving a moment of relief right now. We love to hear from you! Leave us a message at 323-364-3929 or write the show at podcast@theholdernessfamily.com. You can also watch our podcast on YouTube.
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Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness is an evolution of The Holderness Family Podcast, which began in 2018. Kim and Penn Holderness are award-winning online content creators known for their original music, song parodies, comedy sketches, and weekly podcasts. Their videos have resulted in over three billion views and over nine million followers since 2013. Penn and Kim are also authors of the New York Times Bestselling Books, ADHD Is Awesome: A Guide To (Mostly) Thriving With ADHD and All You Can Be With ADHD. They were also winners on The Amazing Race (Season 33) on CBS.
Laugh Lines is hosted and executive produced by Kim Holderness and Penn Holderness, with original music by Penn Holderness. Laugh Lines is also written and produced by Ann Marie Taepke, and edited and produced by Sam Allen. It is hosted by Acast. Thanks for listening!
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| 0:00.0 | I would just like this podcast dedicated to cheering me up. Hey, babe, I know that you're having a tough time, but it's all going to get a lot better. You do your job and they give you money. Yeah. And with that money, you can do whatever you want. You could buy a birthday cake. Yeah. And it doesn't even have to be your birthday. Yeah, we get older every day. Got more wrinkles, that's okay. |
| 0:22.6 | Yeah, we're laughing when we age. |
| 0:24.6 | Life is like a comedy stage. |
| 0:28.3 | And that's what we got laugh lines. |
| 0:34.5 | Hey, everybody. |
| 0:35.1 | I'm Kim Holderness. |
| 0:35.9 | And I'm Penn Holderness. |
| 0:36.8 | Welcome to Laughlines. |
| 0:38.8 | If you had to sit by the TV and wait for your favorite news anchor to announce your school for school closures, welcome. |
| 0:47.5 | Do you know kids these days? They just get a text. |
| 0:50.1 | Yeah, we're talking about for like snow and stuff. For snow days. |
| 0:52.7 | So I did not have the internet. |
| 0:55.1 | I had the legend, Larry Frickin Stogner, who told me about every single cancellation that we had. |
| 1:01.3 | Who was your, who was your legend? Gail Syrians and Bob Hight. |
| 1:05.2 | See, here's another one. If you know the names of your legend newscaster. |
| 1:10.1 | You're so right. Growing up, because I don't know if people know those names as much anymore. I know, which, okay, first of all, this podcast might be delivered to you via carrier pigeon because we're, we are recording this in advance to a, of a massive snowstorm, winter storm. A storm? It is a snorm. It is. It is. It is. It's a snowstorm. They should just call it winter snorm. A snorm? |
| 1:27.8 | It is a snorm. |
| 1:28.7 | It is. |
| 1:28.9 | It's a snowstorm. |
| 1:29.7 | They should just call it a snorm. |
| 1:30.8 | A snorm. |
| 1:32.0 | But where we live, it apparently is just going to be sheets of ice, meaning our power is going to go out. |
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