If You Had To Soil Yourself...

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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Society & Culture

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🗓️ 21 June 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello, Liesel. Welcome to the men's room.
0:03.0	Hello!
0:04.0	Hola!
0:05.0	Liesel, are you a sober, not sober?
0:08.0	Not sober today, fellas.
0:10.0	Okay. You cannot be worse than what just happened.
0:12.0	I wonder how Mike Tyson would say her name.
0:13.5	Oh, I love that.
0:14.5	Good job.
0:15.2	I like how you handled that one.
0:17.0	All right, you're gonna poop your pants, lethal.
0:19.2	Concert, dinner date, Disneyland or sporting event.
0:41.4	Okay, I wrestled with this one while I was waiting to get picked up on and knowing myself and my, can we say back in fortitude, I think I could hold it long enough if I was at a sporting event because I can also book it while holding it. I've been camping enough. I think I can do that. All right time out. The question is though, you've done it.
0:44.0	It's already happened.
0:46.0	We're not worried about where the bathrooms are, how close.
0:48.0	The question is, you have to, you've crapped your pants.
0:50.0	Pick one of those.
0:52.0	Okay, the key to the answer then is amount of stalls. I have
0:56.5	more places that I can clean myself up with and more places to wash my hands.
1:00.7	Pick one. Yeah, where?
1:04.0	Concert, first dinner date, Disneyland or a sporting event?
1:08.0	I said sporting event.
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