If You Had to Pick a Sister (with Ryan Bloomquist)
Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast
Sarah Galli
4.3 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 September 2022
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Sarah watches this week's RHOBH and realizes -- an episode from Season 12 that feels like classic Housewives storytelling? It's a Hanukkah in September miracle! So she lights a cloffice menorah (the propofol candle from Dr. Tiffany Moon), and invites over a Bravoholic with a gift for unpacking plot, Ryan Bloomquist (actor, author, and audience member during Erika Jayne's "Chicago" Broadway run). They discuss the difficulties navigating humility for Erika Jayne and Lea Michele, the difference in how Kyle expresses anger toward her 'spiritual' sister Dorit vs her actual sister, Kathy, and Erika and Rinna's vested interest in exacerbating whatever comes next week. Just like Hanukkah, Sarah will stretch this one solid BH S12 ep into at least 8 hours of sass - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 344
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| 0:00.0 | I might have a big head, but I'll still wear one of Kyle's dumb hats. |
| 0:11.0 | You might think I'm sweet like 8-1-8, but wrong me, and I will break your Casa del Soul. |
| 0:17.2 | Wait, I'm so glad you said that because I truly was thinking to myself, but then what's |
| 0:22.5 | the need to look at these walking tealas? |
| 0:24.1 | How could you forget it? |
| 0:25.2 | How could I forget it? |
| 0:26.2 | I guess someone should have had a sip of it, so I could have seen the bottle one more |
| 0:29.5 | time. |
| 0:30.5 | I know. |
| 0:31.5 | Well, I was expecting to come here tonight and be greeted by a bottle, but whatever, I'll |
| 0:35.2 | get over it. |
| 0:36.2 | Shout out by the way to Lisa Barlow, who said that she was going to send a personalized bottle |
| 0:41.2 | of Vita tequila, and I did not follow up on that, but I feel like I should. |
| 0:44.6 | Have you tried it? |
| 0:45.6 | No. |
| 0:46.6 | Me neither, because they don't sell it in New York. |
| 0:49.0 | Do they not? |
| 0:50.0 | No. |
| 0:51.0 | It's like, you know, like, state liquor laws and stuff, but I have searched high and low. |
| 0:56.0 | I think they might sell it in New Jersey. |
| 0:57.9 | So one day I might have to make the track over here. |
| 1:00.1 | God forbid. |
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