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If you were trapped, if you got lost on a hike,

well let me ask a white person this question.

So, if you, if you got lost,

I mean like these are questions, come on, it's black people, what are we?

When was the last time you had a hiking conversation?

Every time I see stories about like, someone lost in the woods,

man lost hiking, I'm like, I know who this was, there's no...

Do you know what I mean? There's never been a situation where I'm like,

oh shit, is it, is it Muppent? No, no.

I know which friends I would even call if that happened.

Because I mean, let's be honest.

So, if you, if you were ever trapped on like a hike,

if you went on a hike and then you got lost,

what, what would you probably do?

You'd probably call someone or something, right?

So, this is one of my favorite stories.

This, there's a guy who was a hiking and got lost in the woods for like 24 hours

and then had to be rescued.

And then it turns out when they rescued him,

they had been calling him, the rescuers had been calling him

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