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If you ever eat at McDonald's, first of all, congratulations on being basic.

But secondly, you've probably noticed that there's one menu item that's even harder to

get than the Mac rib.

Federal investigators are reportedly looking into why McDonald's ice cream machines are

frequently broken.

There are accusations the manufacturer of the ice cream machines deliberately built in

flaws in order to profit on repairs when their own technicians have to fix the machines.

First-graded customers on social media have been complaining about the bus in machines.

No matter what time of the day, I go to McDonald's.

The day on ice cream machine is broke.

You just got a big ass machine sitting in your store that's broke all the time 24-7.

Either fixed it, or throw that the f***ing window.

Hell yeah!

The people have had enough of not having enough ice cream, and now the feds are going

after McDonald's, which by the way is the most American headline of all time.

Federal investigators are looking into McDonald's.

All this shit going wrong in American.

They're like, the feds need to investigate what's happening in McDonald's.

And surprisingly, this is not happening because of the hamburger.

Although I wish someone had told him that before, he oft himself in the bathroom.

He always said he'd never go back to prison.

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