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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

If You Don't Know, Now You Know - Right to Repair

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Daily News, News

4.413.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Federal investigators probe a chronic breakdown of McDonald's ice cream machines, and Trevor examines why companies make it so difficult for consumers to repair their products.

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:03.0

If you ever eat at McDonald's, first of all, congratulations on being basic.

0:10.7

But secondly, you've probably noticed that there's one menu item that's even harder to

0:15.6

get than the Mac rib.

0:18.2

Federal investigators are reportedly looking into why McDonald's ice cream machines are

0:22.1

frequently broken.

0:23.4

There are accusations the manufacturer of the ice cream machines deliberately built in

0:27.9

flaws in order to profit on repairs when their own technicians have to fix the machines.

0:34.0

First-graded customers on social media have been complaining about the bus in machines.

0:37.9

No matter what time of the day, I go to McDonald's.

0:41.4

The day on ice cream machine is broke.

0:43.8

You just got a big ass machine sitting in your store that's broke all the time 24-7.

0:48.6

Either fixed it, or throw that the f***ing window.

0:51.4

Hell yeah!

0:53.1

The people have had enough of not having enough ice cream, and now the feds are going

0:58.6

after McDonald's, which by the way is the most American headline of all time.

1:02.1

Federal investigators are looking into McDonald's.

1:04.7

All this shit going wrong in American.

1:06.0

They're like, the feds need to investigate what's happening in McDonald's.

1:09.1

And surprisingly, this is not happening because of the hamburger.

1:12.6

Although I wish someone had told him that before, he oft himself in the bathroom.

1:16.6

He always said he'd never go back to prison.

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