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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2020
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | Hey, what's going on, everybody? |
| 0:06.8 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:08.8 | I'm Trevor Noah. |
| 0:09.8 | Today is Wednesday, the 14th of October, which means that if you live in Kansas, Rhode Island, |
| 0:16.4 | or Tennessee, early voting is now open in your state. |
| 0:20.9 | So go out there, get your vote in early, because that way you'll get the house to yourself |
| 0:26.4 | when all your roommates are voting on Election Day. |
| 0:29.2 | Yeah, think about it. |
| 0:30.4 | It'll be the first alone time you've gotten all year. |
| 0:34.0 | And you know what that means? |
| 0:36.0 | Yeah, shake up a martini and celebrate being home alone, baby. |
| 0:40.1 | Woo! |
| 0:41.0 | Anyway, coming up on tonight's show, we catch up on some actual good news going on in the world. |
| 0:46.0 | Roy Wood Jr. schools us on the Black Vote and the crazy plot to Kidnap an American governor. |
| 0:52.1 | So let's do this, people. |
| 0:53.2 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:55.9 | From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world. |
| 1:02.2 | This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 1:06.0 | Here's edition. |
| 1:08.8 | Let's be honest, guys. |
| 1:10.2 | There has been a lot of upsetting news over the last few weeks, six months, |
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