You're listening to Comedy Central.

Ow!

Via, you know the Spotify rap thing that came out?

They did that with emojis for no reason, like no one asked for it.

And they were like, here are the most popular emojis ever.

And like one of the most popular is like the crying face ones.

But it's like all the crying ones.

Like crying laughing, crying crying, sort of crying crying.

Like I find that those crying things are confusing, do you know what I mean?

Because like I can't tell which ones are like crying crying any, you know what I mean?

Like people would be like, my grandma died.

Ahaha!

That's what it seems like.

It always seems wrong.

Also, like you can't have a best emojis or like the most used,

because they always put the recently used ones up front.

And the reason we use them is because we're lazy.

Like that's not actually an accurate representation of what you think of like your friend Spaghetti, you know what I'm saying?

You just chose that emoji because it was there.

You're like, yeah, hot eyes.

That's not how you feel about the spaghetti.

You're just not gonna go look for spaghetti deep down.

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