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Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

If You Don't Come Back Wet, Don't Come Back

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2022

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Double Threat's first investigative report! Tom and Julie send Brett out onto the street to investigate a towering geyser of water on Lankershim Blvd in North Hollywood. Where did it come from? Is it supposed to be like that? These questions and more will be answered. Plus more TFU (Totally Effed Up) t-shirt designs. Updates on Julie's new favorite sports teams. And Tom and Julie steal signature segments from other podcasts. Also the Scud Stud, things Tom and Julie can't wear, Nelson, Stan Lee alliteration, Carlito's Way, jamming the system, Al Goldstein Roundtable, and Ashley Madison Cawthorn.


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0:00.0

Attention all Double Threat fans!

0:02.0

We have a very exciting announcement for you!

0:06.0

And we wanted you, our biggest supporters, to be the first to know.

0:10.0

Starting Wednesday, August 27th, we will be releasing a brand new video every week on our YouTube channel.

0:17.0

And that's YouTube.com slash at Double ThreatPod.

0:21.6

Each week we'll be giving you a bite-sized look at some of our favorite moments from the show.

0:27.4

Plus, a back catalog of our most treasured clips we've unearthed over the past few years.

0:34.1

Which will be, who decided this?

0:36.4

Which will be known as the clipped crypt.

0:39.2

I'm going to, I'm not here to give notes, but the only thing I'll say in this one, maybe

0:42.6

try to cut the horror and disgust of this thing being called the clip crypt.

0:48.5

Plus, a back catalog of our most treasured clips we've unearthed over the past few years.

0:54.1

Which will be known as the clip crypt.

0:58.4

And you know what the best part is?

1:00.6

It's 100% free.

1:04.2

That was my favorite one because you were trying to be polite by putting your hand in front of your mouth.

1:08.9

It was so much spicier than I anticipated.

1:12.7

So do us a favor, please. Head on over to YouTube.com slash at Double ThreatPot and subscribe right now.

1:19.8

And don't worry, you'll still receive a brand new episode of this great program every week, same as always.

1:26.0

So we'll see you there on Wednesday Wednesday August 27th with a brand new

1:29.2

video and the week after that and the week after that and the week after that and the week after that and the week after that and the week after

1:36.1

that and the week after that searching for a romantic summer getaway escape with rich girl summer the new audible original from lily chew the exquisitely talented philippa sue returning to narrate her fifth lily chew title this time, Philippa is joined by her real-life husband,

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