If You Don't Come Back Wet, Don't Come Back

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2022

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Double Threat's first investigative report! Tom and Julie send Brett out onto the street to investigate a towering geyser of water on Lankershim Blvd in North Hollywood. Where did it come from? Is it supposed to be like that? These questions and more will be answered. Plus more TFU (Totally Effed Up) t-shirt designs. Updates on Julie's new favorite sports teams. And Tom and Julie steal signature segments from other podcasts. Also the Scud Stud, things Tom and Julie can't wear, Nelson, Stan Lee alliteration, Carlito's Way, jamming the system, Al Goldstein Roundtable, and Ashley Madison Cawthorn. DOUBLE THREAT 2022 YEAR IN REVIEW LIVESTREAM! GET YOUR TIX! Monday December 19th 9pm ET/6pm PT https://dt2022.eventbrite.com TOTALLY EFFED UP T-SHIRTS:' https://www.teepublic.com/user/dttfu JOIN FOREVER DOG PLUS FOR VIDEO EPISODES, AD-FREE EPISODES, & BONUS CONTENT: http://foreverdog.plus JOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS: *Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx *Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriends DOUBLE THREAT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat SEND SUBMISSIONS TO: [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT: https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:00.0	Brett, what's going on outside?
1:03.0	Oh my gosh. Right now, we are in the middle of an ongoing news event,
1:07.0	an ongoing event of public interest on Lancashan Boulevard out here.
1:12.0	It's Los Angeles.
1:13.0	Current time 11, 18 a.m. Pacific time.
1:17.0	There is a geyser, an unidentif, I don't know where it's coming from,
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