IF YOU CRIED, THEY WON?
Guys We F****d
Luminary
4.5 • 16.9K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2017
⏱️ 112 minutes
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Summary
HAPPY NEW YEAR, #FUCKERS! Krystyna found some zen, Corinne found a sport she's actually good at, and, if you're a female comedian, you'll find out open mics feature a lot of men making rape jokes. On today's episode of #GuysWeFucked, comedian/producer/writer CALISE HAWKINS sits down with the gals of Sorry About Last Night to overshare -- her specialty! From her days as a Pound Puppy toting bully's dream to her transformation into an attractive mom ready to learn from millennials and forget her ex ever existed, Calise is constantly playing with identity. PLUS: TIPS FOR FUTURE CAM GIRLS & SUGAR BABIES FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER BEEN CAM GIRLS OR SUGAR BABIES! SAY THANK YOU TO HILLARY CLINTON: Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton Clinton Foundation 1271 Sixth Avenue - 42nd Floor New York, NY 10020 Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf TWEET CALISE HAWKINS: twitter.com/CaliseHawkins Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight LINK TO OUR TEDx Talk "How Much?": youtu.be/M2-K7VkXGXE COME SEE US LIVE: ALL GWF EXPERIENCE TOUR DATES CAN BE FOUND HERE: www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/tours/ FRIDAY, JANUARY 27TH @ 11:15pm NACHO BITCHES with Corinne Fisher & Blair Socci New York Comedy Club 241 E. 24th Street NYC 16+, tix are $10 with code 'NACHO' TICKET LINK: http://newyorkcomedyclub.laughstub.com/show.cfm?cart&id=478744&coupon=22293081 MUSIC FEATURED THIS WEEK: 1. FIME - "Pretty Boys" https://fime.bandcamp.com 2. Alan Murphy - "Telepathy" https://thealanmurphy.bandcamp.com Do you think your music should be featured on an episode of GWF? E-mail Stephen a streaming link to: GWFPodcastMusic@gmail.com
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to guys we fucked guys we guys we |
| 0:05.6 | I'm Christina. I'm Karen. We're sorry about last night. |
| 0:09.0 | Antis bloodshaming podcast. I never stop. |
| 0:16.4 | Hey fuckers, welcome to another episode of guys we fucked the first one of 2017. |
| 0:21.9 | Oh, and what a year. It's gonna it's gonna be. I mean, I have no idea actually. |
| 0:26.8 | I just realized that I should probably open up this intro sheet because I'm really professional. |
| 0:31.3 | I just forgot we were putting a podcast. That's our latest theme our latest howl bonus episode |
| 0:37.1 | got a plug it. I was stoned because just sometimes you need to be stoned right and I kept |
| 0:44.0 | forgetting that we were on the mics and I do that frequently even when I'm not stoned. Yeah me |
| 0:49.0 | me too. I think that's a sign though. That's why we're like so mad real and shit. |
| 0:53.3 | Okay, so what we were to talk about New Year's what did everyone do and by everyone I mean you and me |
| 1:00.3 | because we're the people here. I took a 11 30 p.m. yoga class on New Year's yeah and the instructor |
| 1:08.9 | went eight seven seven we were doing a plank. It was awesome. That's cool. I was like I need to do |
| 1:15.4 | something different. I don't want to be around drunkies. Yeah. I want to be with only people |
| 1:20.1 | that I love and I want to have good conversation because fuck small talk. I don't care. |
| 1:25.5 | About your life. I care. I want to like hang out with people that I care about. So we were holding |
| 1:29.5 | a plank as the instructor all of a sudden I counted down and then she made us hold it for 30 more |
| 1:33.9 | seconds and I was like this was it was it was my favorite New Year's I've ever had in my entire |
| 1:38.0 | life. Did Stephen come? Yeah. Stephen it was me Stephen Melissa my friend Claire McGinley. |
| 1:41.9 | He's in an awesome band called Gina Davis. I was gonna say I heard I saw something about Claire and |
| 1:45.9 | I was like I don't know this one. Claire is one of my favorite. She's one of the best people ever |
| 1:49.2 | and it was so special. It was just a four of us and my but my nose I haven't got a nose bleed |
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