If You Could Have Any Super Power What Would it Be?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2016

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes run faster than a speeding bullet, become more powerful than a locomotive and leap tall buildings in a single bound as we discuss which superpower would be the best to have. We try to sneak into a music festival, work out the logistics of fighting with flame-teeth and have a battle of The Primes. Jackson picks hole (no seriously, he picks holes), Zammit has no choice but to fight himself and Duscher just wants to see the world and himself burn. So join the gang as they celebrate a hundred episodes the only way they know how; in an arbitrary fight where there are no winners and everyone goes home disappointed. Here's to a hundred more! Want to have a hole as your face and a face as your hole? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can be the only one to touch it, but not really. Sometimes get bored of not being in pain? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to be in intense physical pain!In Melbourne on the 18th of February? Come see us live at the Eureka Hotel in Richmond. Doors open at 6:30, we start talking at 7!

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0:46.0	I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:49.0	Yeah, I think I have.
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0:56.3	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do no?
1:00.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
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1:09.0	Players must be 18 or over.
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