If You Clean It, You Keep It!

STAY WILD

Play.Works

Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy

4.7 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Ben and Cam compete to clean expensive items, earning points for the least dirt - mud bath awaits the loser! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Bowser is back.
0:02.0	Ha ha!
0:03.0	Everyone calm down!
0:08.0	The Super Mario Brothers can take care of the kingdom.
0:11.0	Let's go.
0:13.0	On April 1st, Toad, pack our things.
0:16.0	The galaxy is waiting.
0:19.0	Who is this?
0:21.6	No shit.
0:22.6	So some cool dinosaur just shows up and he's now part of the group.
0:25.6	Cool.
0:26.6	The Super Mario Galaxy movie only in cinema's April 1st.
0:29.6	If you can clean the expensive item, you can keep it.
0:34.6	Today we're competing in a satisfying cleaning competition.
0:38.3	Behind all this dirt are very expensive items,
0:42.3	and we'll have to clean them using random tools picked from this item generator.
0:46.3	But the twist is, every item we clean gets more and more expensive.
0:51.3	And after we're done, we'll see who removed the most dirt using this giant scale
0:56.0	and the item with the less dirt gets a point and the one with the least amount of points by the end of the
1:02.0	video will have to get a thousand gallons of mud poured on them let's go this time to start cleaning
1:08.7	whatever this is why is it so dirty?
1:11.6	This thing smells expensive!
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