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The Jackie and Laurie Show

If You Cancel I'll Take That Spot

The Jackie and Laurie Show

MaximumFun.org

Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8637 Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2017

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

This week on the Jackie and Laurie show they celebrate their 100th episode by discussing murder families versus suicide families, career interferences, there are 2 criminals here, and we can't kick you out. Come see the Jackie and Laurie Show LIVE at Flapper's Burbank on Nov. 27th at 8pm! Comic of the Week: Taylor Tomlinson @TaylorTomlinson Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

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0:00.0

Now entering nerdist.com

0:04.8

Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.

0:08.9

Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin

0:12.4

It's the Jackie and Laurie show

0:15.2

The Jackie and Laurie show

0:18.0

It's the Jackie and Laurie show The Jackie and Laurie show

0:22.0

the Jackie and Laurie show

0:24.6

Let's hurry and start before they start sawing things again

0:29.4

Okay and I don't have a pen so you're going to have to take notes Kyle

0:32.8

You're handing me a fucking pen

0:36.3

That's because Kyle is because Kyle is sitting up on my grandma's fainting chair, which is where I write in my journal in the mornings.

0:44.9

Oh, the morning pages are done on that very chair.

0:47.3

Yes.

0:48.1

There's a lot of angst and agita, agita about my weight on that.

0:58.0

It's not a chair. It's a par parlor sofa it's a freaking love seat and you were like from the 20s and I made you get a third chair because I'm like I'm not

1:02.9

sitting shoulder to shoulder to you in a love seat while we do this wow it's our 100th episode I

1:07.4

thought we were at that point but I guess. I had this plan that we weren't ever

1:11.4

going to tell you because you kept threatening to end it in 100 episodes. But wait, I can't

1:16.2

quit because it's the third credit on my book flap jacket. I'm like, what? Come on, man. That made me

1:22.0

laugh so hard. Yeah. It's the third credit. Yes. It certainly, I saw karen rontowski today and she said are you guys

1:30.0

mentioning me on the podcast because i'm getting a lot of he they mentioned you on and i said

1:34.1

clearly we are i don't know when it we just talk about what a good joke writer you are that's all

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