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🗓️ 13 December 2019
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Comic Becky Robinson joins Jared on this week's Friday episode of The JTrain Podcast, to read your emails and answer questions about bad excuses for getting out of a date, dating someone who can't satisfy you sexually, having an ex message you that he still likes you, and wondering if someone is faking sick to break up with you. Check it out, and enjoy
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0:00.0 | I made it beautiful today, Dan. |
0:22.7 | Hello and welcome to the J-Train podcast. This is J-Train Jared Freed coming to you live |
0:34.6 | from the Comedy Store, West Hollywood, California. That's right. This is the third episode in a row. |
0:43.7 | This is our last episode from Lala Land. We got ahead. That's right. If you're listening right now and you are in Austin, Texas, |
0:52.7 | maybe I am there tonight. That's the last live you up of the tour. So come on out. Get your friends out. Let's celebrate the end of the tour |
1:03.7 | because I'm in Austin, Texas tonight. But otherwise, I'm coming to Springfield, mass Naples, Florida, Salt Lake City, Utah, Buffalo, and Nashville, San Diego. So listen, people, |
1:16.1 | Jared Freed, I'm Jared Freed, I'm Jared Freed, I'm, we do this every Tuesday and Friday. We take your emails, your questions, your stories. I say it every week. Let me say it again. Thank you for listening. Thank you for telling a friend. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That's how we do it here. That's how the word gets along. I need you people. Feather my nuts. Telephone, Telephone, Telephone, Teleco worker. Tell that person in your life that you want to give the gift of J-Train. It's that time of year. Someone's out there. Some people are going to be like, |
1:46.1 | someone's wondering, someone's saying, hmm, these thoughts of mine in my own head are no fun. Very excited about today's guest. Not new to the podcast. She actually did it way back when I did a live show in Chicago. Very happy to have her back. Becky Robinson. Thank you for coming. |
2:06.1 | She my love. I'm so honored to be your last. I guess you really landed the most famous person in Tinseltown. So I really want to tell you, your people were so nice. We set the black are over. Good. Yeah. And you made it through the black car in the form of the cowboy boots that I sprinted here in you sprinted here to be a part of this. Now Jamie was like, Jared wants your ETA Mike. I did what she's showing you the text. No, I was like, telling you to shove it up his ass. Oh my God. Well, I wanted to be here, but I woke up from a nap. Kind of late. |
2:36.1 | Because I ate a bunch of fun earlier and it fucked me up. And I was an underrated. |
2:41.1 | Um, |
2:43.1 | Fah is an underrated, put you to bed food. Yeah, it's like a melatonin in the form of a noodle. It really does. And it's like, and it's you basically you're filling your stomach up with a bag full of soup. |
2:55.1 | Because it's so much. It's so much. You always eat the whole thing. You're like, all only have half and then you get like halfway through. You're like, I've come this far. I can't stop. Well, |
3:03.8 | because I also how how much for Roger D put in yours. It depends. It depends on what I'm dealing with. Sometimes I'll get a, I mean, by sometimes I mean all the time I get a, um, |
3:15.6 | I'll get a, a, an appetizer of a, I have a summer roll. I can't shrimp. |
3:22.2 | Shrimp sometimes and the peanuts are sometimes I'll do the vegan summer all because I like tofu giblets. It's whatever they put in it. It's not tofu. |
3:32.6 | Oh, it's like a pork or meat or something. It's like a fake pork that it's sweet. It's good. I love it. I love it so much. Someone's going to DM me what it is. But I, I do. |
3:42.8 | So now I'm full of what is a summer roll, but it also has the noodles from the soup in the summer. All I've doubled up on noodles, double. And now I'm putting this salty liquid in me. And it really |
3:54.0 | It knocks me out. I've done it before shows. And I've been like, I have to leave here immediately after this. |
3:58.6 | I'm not dude. The past two weeks. I was just in salulita for a wedding. Uh, where we're getting to talk about it. I fell in love. But I literally the monosomes revenge. They ain't lying. Hold on. I'm not mad. |
4:10.2 | We follow each other on social media. We do. Everyone go follow Becky on Instagram at Becky Robinson for. Okay. She is LA local. So she is doing a show. |
4:22.9 | December 17th at UCB Franklin called Snow Circus. And it's a character showcase. I want you to explain what that means because this is, this is a funny podcast. This is by no means. And inside, you know, the look of the artist of a comedian. We're here to answer questions. Yeah. I want you to explain what that means. What are you doing on a character show? |
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