If There Was an Award for WORST COWORKER EVER, Who Would YOU Nominate?
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 28 January 2026
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | If there was an award for worst co-worker ever, who would you nominate? |
| 0:06.0 | I was working as a cashier for a grocery store, had an awesomely friendly boss who was always |
| 0:10.8 | quick with a joke and great with customers. She also counted the drawers and handled the front |
| 0:15.3 | of the store. My drawer came up 20 bucks short one day, never happened in the year I was working |
| 0:20.4 | before that, and I got |
| 0:21.8 | pushed in front of the store manager without any defense. I could pay it out of pocket or get |
| 0:26.4 | written up. I couldn't afford the 20 bucks, so I took the write-up. Broke high school kid that had to |
| 0:31.5 | pay car insurance. My boss goes on later and starts talking about watching out for quick change artists. |
| 0:37.4 | Yeah, that must |
| 0:38.3 | have been it. A customer who was being sneaky. Fast forward three months, and I quit because of a |
| 0:43.3 | crappy raise. The crappy raise was because of said demerit, and I went to work elsewhere. A few |
| 0:49.5 | months later, she was arrested and fired for stealing from the tills to feed her lottery habit. In short, |
| 0:55.4 | nice people in authority who eff you over and let you take the fall. When I was 16, I worked at |
| 1:02.0 | Wendy's. One day I went in to find out that I was training someone. I was working the back window, |
| 1:07.9 | and as I'm training her, she starts filling me in on her situation. |
| 1:11.8 | She was a recovering smack addict who had just been released from jail for theft, and was living |
| 1:16.6 | in a halfway house. She was also 40 years old and kept on hitting on me, asking if I'd ever |
| 1:21.7 | been with a woman, telling me constantly how cute I was, I thought I'd have to get a new job. |
| 1:26.4 | But two days later, the addiction |
| 1:28.0 | went out and she ran out the door with a hundred bucks. The funny thing was, had it just |
| 1:32.4 | been the money, she would have just been fired. But since she ran out with the work walkie-talkie, |
| 1:37.6 | she was charged with a felony. Those things are stupidly pricey. She just couldn't understand |
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