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Ugh, my fucking head.

What the shit?

I mumble.

My mouth and throat feel like I gargled broken glass, sharp rocks, and possibly plutonium.

My head feels worse.

I feel a thumping and pounding like my skull is being pumped full of blood while my bones are grinding together.

And my lungs aren't too much better.

It's hard to take a deep breath without thinking razor blades are slicing through my chest.

Jesus!

I carefully open my eyes.

It's pitch dark, like dark dark, not a speck of light, which is probably a good thing,

because I doubt I can handle much light right now.

Even my eyes, now that they are open, feel like someone shoveled sand in them, a lot of

sand, then baked that sand into glass.

This isn't good. No, this is bad. Very bad.

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