Hey it's Brie and this is I can explain the podcast where we answer the questions that you are too afraid to ask and this week's topic is if I were straight

so we're you know just to dive into dream about if we were one of those mythological

terrible beasts that is straight people.

And how our lives would be different.

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Let's get into it. Right before we started recording this Sean was like is this problematic and I was like probably and then we were like okay let's jump in.

I do have one thing of note from our last episode. We got a DM and it was like, Sean, you were talking

about things that you would do like after COVID or like if COVID didn't exist and the first

example you gave was go to a water park and they were like why was that the first

thing that you said and honestly I don't know but I guess I was just

like feeling like summer like flirty wet vibes I just wanted to be wet you know you want it to be wet at high speeds exactly

and I feel like the joy of a water park like is kind of not existent with COVID

because like like the virus is just wet at high speeds behind you

you know? You're just swimming in COVID. Like actually we don't know it could travel through

water you know there's not enough chlorine in those things.

Put it this way at water parks COVID is the least of your worries of what's in that

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